Journalism Classmates

So I got semi negative feed back from my classmates. I must admit, I was super mean to the last person who wrote in and i wrote him an apology which went as follows:

SWMMG,

I'm really sorry for giving you a hateful response.  I truly did not mean to.  Because I got carried away, I will be deleting your post and just leaving you with this: In your email you made it seem that you were freaked out about this because your cousin was deaf.  You were holding a bias against just another one of his characteristics.  I think that's what made me lash out the way I did.  I really think that you need to reevaluate yourself and congratulate him, instead of bringing him down.  Just because he is impaired doesn't mean you need to separate him from the rest.  That just means you're fitting into the mold us Americans have made for ourselves for being such a judgemental culture.  A culture that prides itself on looks and physical attribute that do not truely define a person. This is the advice I should have originally given you. Ha-sorry!  Good Luck! Thank you for writing in.

Warmly,

Este

TO WHICH HE THEN RESPONDED!

Este,

I think I needed the tough love.  I was wrong for judging him the way I did.  I did talk to him about it and he was perfectly fine with everything that was said.  Thnx. I don't mind if you keep it up. I found it funny and straight forward.

See, I'm really not this mean.  I own up to it, I was wrong!!!  Please don't stone me when I walk into class lol.

Este

Stevie Wonder Meets Marvin Gaye

What Would E.G. Do is back after a super long hiatus! Instead of writing for my pleasure and to help you sexual animals, i'm writing for my journalism class (oh and to help you hyper sexual animals lol)

People were still writing in but I just responded via email.  So now feel free and

email me with your questions/problems and they will most likely be posted on the site (unless asked not too.)

 

Enough about me, here it is.

Dearest Este,

My cousin and I are very close, we've been very close since we were kids.  He is now 20 and I'm 23.  The other day I came home early from work to find him having sex with a girl.  This just kinda freaked me out. He's deaf and for some reason it just really freaked me out to see him fucking a girl in our apt.  I've been a little awkward with him because I'm not sure what to tell him.  What should I do?

-Stevie Wonder Meets Marvin Gaye (SWMMG)

Advice

The last time I checked, SWMMG, deaf boys went through puberty and got horny and fucked girls and later made chitlings (kids)! If this was one of your other boys, would you have reacted the same? I think you're an ignorant cunt for being bias to your "close" cousin.  Embrace the fact that he's having awesome (i hope protected) sex!  I think you should just approach him like you do to all your other male friends when you share sexual experiences with each other.  Remind him to be safe and protect himself.

P.s. Dick face, Stevie Wonder is Blind not Deaf!

If you're ever going to write in, please, please, PUHHH LEASE get your facts straight!

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Hairy Situation

Sorry Everyone! Ive been so busy with school and my life that i've been putting WWEGD to the backburner.  Welp i'm here now! Here's a new blog post:

Someone wrote this in last night and I must admit I was feeling kind of crappy, after reading this I laughed really hard and loud. Usually I alter and edit the emails written to me to possibly hide the ID of the person, etc. But to really appreciate this next post, you have to read it in its original state!

"yoooo este how u tell a grl her nani is too hairy?? shes a rookie in da game so i dont wanna dead her cuz its od tight but damn...its to da point dat shit gets in da way. i aint tryna make shorty cry or nothin so how shud i go about it??"

This person then proceeds to threaten me by saying:
"dont put my name or my email on dis shit u fucckkkk lmao"

P.S. THIS IS OUR FIRST MALE WRITTING IN! WAHHHOO!

-Hair Situation (HS)

Advice

Oh man!  I don't think there's any way of telling a girl to shave her chacha without her getting semi offended.  So I went to one of my trusty confidants, Le Jap Fox and this is what she suggested for you:

• lay dow with her and play with it.  Then you go in the for the kill by saying (while playing with it) "baby you've ever thought about going bare down there." then conclude it with something like "turns me on" or "want to see what it looks like".
  

I say:

• Just tell her the truth, if she's having sex she should be aware that different people have different preferences when it comes to pubic hair.   Present it to her in a very casual fashion, not like she has cancer. If she can't handle the truth then she's just being unreasonable and a baby and probably isn't worth it anyway. lol (that sounded kinda mean of me, OH WELL!!)

I'm not sure what else to say (that's a first). GOOD LUCK!

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P.s. Let us know how it goes? if you're still fucking her, that is.

BF Needs His Brain Blown

Dearest Este,

So it's getting to the point in my relationship that I really want to my blow my  boyfriend's brains out. (WHOA! - Este) First, I have a few questions.  

1. How do I go about actually getting into the act?
2. What if he smells?
3. What if I don't like the taste of cum?
4. What should I do if I'm not successful?

I'm nervous, this will be my first time. HEEEELP! 

- BF Needs His Brain Blown (BNHBB)

Advice

Has Jenn been promoting me on her radio show (which you can listen to every Wednesday at 7pm Central 8pm Eastern by clicking here) as the BJ expert? because I'm really not. lol. 

Back to you BNHBB, I'm not sure why our culture has this preconceived notion that our privates smell like death. Unless he's going around dragging his balls on horse poop and then tucking them in his boxers and not showering for a year, I really don't think your boyfriend is going to smell dreadful.  Now, if he DOES smell like Hunts Point try suggesting a shower together (which usually leads to brain blowing BJs?).  

Try getting into it by kissing him and whispering dirty things in his ear or tell him you love him (barf).  Then undo his zipper and cup his balls/play with his dick, then just go for it. Sidenote- BNHBB, you might want to read Lick Him Like a Lollipop before actually doing it.  I suggest you go at your own pace and just do what feels right.  Most guys will drop their pants faster than you can say yum yum, by just telling them you want to blow his brains out. (I would and I'm not even a Male)

Success- I cannot really comment on that.  Everyone has different "success levels." I"m thinking you mean, What if you do not get him to orgasm?  If you read Lick Him Like a Lollipop - you will not have this problem, Trust me sistuh!!  Just because you're blowing him, does not mean you have to swallow.  Depending on you BF's diet and lifestyle, it might actually be tasty.  If you do not like it, politely spit it out? lol This is what I suggest - get him to give you a facial (cum on your face), lick it off and if you like it, keep-a-lickin'.

PHEW! Good Suckings BNHBB!

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Diddle My Skittle

Cunnilingus--oral sex performed on women--is the holy grail of satisfying most women. So if you haven't honed your oral sex technique, you're most likely going to suffer some cunnilingus performance anxiety. Cultural myths about nasty vaginas just add to the pressure. But cunnilingus performed well will endear you to a partner like nothing else can. So whether you're a seasoned muffdiver or are a late bloomer just getting started, here are a few oral sex tips to improve your technique.

• Be prepared with some sexy goods. Have the edible gel, lickable oil, and accompanying vibrator will help tranform you from a novice into an oral sex master

• Lick her like an ice cream cone… Big soft licks from stem to stern with a wide flat tongue stimulate all the nerves in her genital area. Go deliciously slow to make her feel like a yummy dessert being savored, or speed it up a bit and focus more on the Clitoris to push her towards orgasm. 
• Dive in. Build up the intensity level gradually. Once you're into it, use your whole face. Bury yourself in her pussy, get your tongue in as far as possible, use your nose for more pressure. Not only does this feel good physically, it lets her know you are really into her taste and smell. Hint: if your eyelids aren't sticky, you're not doing it right.
• Insert two fingers in her vagina while licking her clit. Curl those fingers up towards your tongue, capturing her clit and G-Spot between your mouth and fingers. As your tongue licks up pull down with your fingers; get a rhythm going. 

Find it. The G-spot is about two inches inside the vagina towards the belly, right behind the pubic bone. The G-spot corresponds to spongy tissue that is wrapped around the urethra. When women are aroused the tissue becomes thickened and can be felt through the vaginal wall. It creates an intense, distinctive sensation when stimulated. For some women this feeling is similar to the sensation of needing to urinate. And for some, stimulation of the G-spot can make them ejaculate.

Turn yourself on. The first step is to get turned on. During arousal, the spongy tissue swells with fluid. When you aren't turned on, the wall of the vagina feels fairly similar all the way around, but when you get aroused the G-Spot becomes more firm with blood and other fluids.

• Let your lover straddle your face. If lying back during cunnilingus is too passive for her, let her hop on top. From there she can control the pressure and area of contact during oral sex. To make this position even more fun, get tied down to the bed before she mounts you using some restraints, and maybe she'll even boss you around with firm directives: "stick your tongue out!", "open your mouth!" "suck it boy", and so on. Bottomy munchers will, well, lick it up.
  
• Mix it up. If your idea of performing cunnilingus is to just lick up and down, up and down, ("fencepainting"), chances are that it'll get boring to your partner after a while. Vary your movements, add pressure, use your lips, breath and teeth in addition to your tongue, change positions, use your hands….Get your whole creative body involved.
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Most women orgasm in response to rhythmic stimulation, so if you're in a groove that is building her up, don't suddenly change what you're doing. Finding the balance between variety and consistency is the art to being an oral sex expert.
• Suck her into your mouth. Gentle suction is a nice variation on the licks and downward pressure of most cunnilingus. While you've got a nice piece of her sucked in your mouth, lick it while maintaining the suction.
• Keep it wet. The juicier your make it, the better it feels. Experiment with edibles like edible lube.

How do you know if she likes it?

With your face buried in her cunt and your ears muffled by her creamy thighs, it can be hard to talk about how things are going. So look for more subtle signs of her enjoyment. If she raises her hips to meet your mouth, that is a very good sign. A lubricating vagina and swelling vulva and labia that spread open as they become engorged are a sure sign that she's responding favorably. So is a growing clitoris. An all over skin flush, rapid breathing, and writhing are clues. Clutching the sheets is excellent, and so are hands on the back of your head pushing you in for more.