BF Needs His Brain Blown

Dearest Este,

So it's getting to the point in my relationship that I really want to my blow my  boyfriend's brains out. (WHOA! - Este) First, I have a few questions.  

1. How do I go about actually getting into the act?
2. What if he smells?
3. What if I don't like the taste of cum?
4. What should I do if I'm not successful?

I'm nervous, this will be my first time. HEEEELP! 

- BF Needs His Brain Blown (BNHBB)

Advice

Has Jenn been promoting me on her radio show (which you can listen to every Wednesday at 7pm Central 8pm Eastern by clicking here) as the BJ expert? because I'm really not. lol. 

Back to you BNHBB, I'm not sure why our culture has this preconceived notion that our privates smell like death. Unless he's going around dragging his balls on horse poop and then tucking them in his boxers and not showering for a year, I really don't think your boyfriend is going to smell dreadful.  Now, if he DOES smell like Hunts Point try suggesting a shower together (which usually leads to brain blowing BJs?).  

Try getting into it by kissing him and whispering dirty things in his ear or tell him you love him (barf).  Then undo his zipper and cup his balls/play with his dick, then just go for it. Sidenote- BNHBB, you might want to read Lick Him Like a Lollipop before actually doing it.  I suggest you go at your own pace and just do what feels right.  Most guys will drop their pants faster than you can say yum yum, by just telling them you want to blow his brains out. (I would and I'm not even a Male)

Success- I cannot really comment on that.  Everyone has different "success levels." I"m thinking you mean, What if you do not get him to orgasm?  If you read Lick Him Like a Lollipop - you will not have this problem, Trust me sistuh!!  Just because you're blowing him, does not mean you have to swallow.  Depending on you BF's diet and lifestyle, it might actually be tasty.  If you do not like it, politely spit it out? lol This is what I suggest - get him to give you a facial (cum on your face), lick it off and if you like it, keep-a-lickin'.

PHEW! Good Suckings BNHBB!

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