Hairy Situation

Sorry Everyone! Ive been so busy with school and my life that i've been putting WWEGD to the backburner.  Welp i'm here now! Here's a new blog post:

Someone wrote this in last night and I must admit I was feeling kind of crappy, after reading this I laughed really hard and loud. Usually I alter and edit the emails written to me to possibly hide the ID of the person, etc. But to really appreciate this next post, you have to read it in its original state!

"yoooo este how u tell a grl her nani is too hairy?? shes a rookie in da game so i dont wanna dead her cuz its od tight but damn...its to da point dat shit gets in da way. i aint tryna make shorty cry or nothin so how shud i go about it??"

This person then proceeds to threaten me by saying:
"dont put my name or my email on dis shit u fucckkkk lmao"

P.S. THIS IS OUR FIRST MALE WRITTING IN! WAHHHOO!

-Hair Situation (HS)

Advice

Oh man!  I don't think there's any way of telling a girl to shave her chacha without her getting semi offended.  So I went to one of my trusty confidants, Le Jap Fox and this is what she suggested for you:

• lay dow with her and play with it.  Then you go in the for the kill by saying (while playing with it) "baby you've ever thought about going bare down there." then conclude it with something like "turns me on" or "want to see what it looks like".
  

I say:

• Just tell her the truth, if she's having sex she should be aware that different people have different preferences when it comes to pubic hair.   Present it to her in a very casual fashion, not like she has cancer. If she can't handle the truth then she's just being unreasonable and a baby and probably isn't worth it anyway. lol (that sounded kinda mean of me, OH WELL!!)

I'm not sure what else to say (that's a first). GOOD LUCK!

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P.s. Let us know how it goes? if you're still fucking her, that is.

BF Needs His Brain Blown

Dearest Este,

So it's getting to the point in my relationship that I really want to my blow my  boyfriend's brains out. (WHOA! - Este) First, I have a few questions.  

1. How do I go about actually getting into the act?
2. What if he smells?
3. What if I don't like the taste of cum?
4. What should I do if I'm not successful?

I'm nervous, this will be my first time. HEEEELP! 

- BF Needs His Brain Blown (BNHBB)

Advice

Has Jenn been promoting me on her radio show (which you can listen to every Wednesday at 7pm Central 8pm Eastern by clicking here) as the BJ expert? because I'm really not. lol. 

Back to you BNHBB, I'm not sure why our culture has this preconceived notion that our privates smell like death. Unless he's going around dragging his balls on horse poop and then tucking them in his boxers and not showering for a year, I really don't think your boyfriend is going to smell dreadful.  Now, if he DOES smell like Hunts Point try suggesting a shower together (which usually leads to brain blowing BJs?).  

Try getting into it by kissing him and whispering dirty things in his ear or tell him you love him (barf).  Then undo his zipper and cup his balls/play with his dick, then just go for it. Sidenote- BNHBB, you might want to read Lick Him Like a Lollipop before actually doing it.  I suggest you go at your own pace and just do what feels right.  Most guys will drop their pants faster than you can say yum yum, by just telling them you want to blow his brains out. (I would and I'm not even a Male)

Success- I cannot really comment on that.  Everyone has different "success levels." I"m thinking you mean, What if you do not get him to orgasm?  If you read Lick Him Like a Lollipop - you will not have this problem, Trust me sistuh!!  Just because you're blowing him, does not mean you have to swallow.  Depending on you BF's diet and lifestyle, it might actually be tasty.  If you do not like it, politely spit it out? lol This is what I suggest - get him to give you a facial (cum on your face), lick it off and if you like it, keep-a-lickin'.

PHEW! Good Suckings BNHBB!

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Diddle My Skittle

Cunnilingus--oral sex performed on women--is the holy grail of satisfying most women. So if you haven't honed your oral sex technique, you're most likely going to suffer some cunnilingus performance anxiety. Cultural myths about nasty vaginas just add to the pressure. But cunnilingus performed well will endear you to a partner like nothing else can. So whether you're a seasoned muffdiver or are a late bloomer just getting started, here are a few oral sex tips to improve your technique.

• Be prepared with some sexy goods. Have the edible gel, lickable oil, and accompanying vibrator will help tranform you from a novice into an oral sex master

• Lick her like an ice cream cone… Big soft licks from stem to stern with a wide flat tongue stimulate all the nerves in her genital area. Go deliciously slow to make her feel like a yummy dessert being savored, or speed it up a bit and focus more on the Clitoris to push her towards orgasm. 
• Dive in. Build up the intensity level gradually. Once you're into it, use your whole face. Bury yourself in her pussy, get your tongue in as far as possible, use your nose for more pressure. Not only does this feel good physically, it lets her know you are really into her taste and smell. Hint: if your eyelids aren't sticky, you're not doing it right.
• Insert two fingers in her vagina while licking her clit. Curl those fingers up towards your tongue, capturing her clit and G-Spot between your mouth and fingers. As your tongue licks up pull down with your fingers; get a rhythm going. 

Find it. The G-spot is about two inches inside the vagina towards the belly, right behind the pubic bone. The G-spot corresponds to spongy tissue that is wrapped around the urethra. When women are aroused the tissue becomes thickened and can be felt through the vaginal wall. It creates an intense, distinctive sensation when stimulated. For some women this feeling is similar to the sensation of needing to urinate. And for some, stimulation of the G-spot can make them ejaculate.

Turn yourself on. The first step is to get turned on. During arousal, the spongy tissue swells with fluid. When you aren't turned on, the wall of the vagina feels fairly similar all the way around, but when you get aroused the G-Spot becomes more firm with blood and other fluids.

• Let your lover straddle your face. If lying back during cunnilingus is too passive for her, let her hop on top. From there she can control the pressure and area of contact during oral sex. To make this position even more fun, get tied down to the bed before she mounts you using some restraints, and maybe she'll even boss you around with firm directives: "stick your tongue out!", "open your mouth!" "suck it boy", and so on. Bottomy munchers will, well, lick it up.
  
• Mix it up. If your idea of performing cunnilingus is to just lick up and down, up and down, ("fencepainting"), chances are that it'll get boring to your partner after a while. Vary your movements, add pressure, use your lips, breath and teeth in addition to your tongue, change positions, use your hands….Get your whole creative body involved.
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Most women orgasm in response to rhythmic stimulation, so if you're in a groove that is building her up, don't suddenly change what you're doing. Finding the balance between variety and consistency is the art to being an oral sex expert.
• Suck her into your mouth. Gentle suction is a nice variation on the licks and downward pressure of most cunnilingus. While you've got a nice piece of her sucked in your mouth, lick it while maintaining the suction.
• Keep it wet. The juicier your make it, the better it feels. Experiment with edibles like edible lube.

How do you know if she likes it?

With your face buried in her cunt and your ears muffled by her creamy thighs, it can be hard to talk about how things are going. So look for more subtle signs of her enjoyment. If she raises her hips to meet your mouth, that is a very good sign. A lubricating vagina and swelling vulva and labia that spread open as they become engorged are a sure sign that she's responding favorably. So is a growing clitoris. An all over skin flush, rapid breathing, and writhing are clues. Clutching the sheets is excellent, and so are hands on the back of your head pushing you in for more.

The Fresh Prince of D.C.

I, for once in my life, am proud of my country.  This is overwhelming, historical, ground breaking, unbelievable..and AMAZING!  I think our generation FINALLY pulled through this election.  I want to thank everyone that got up early and voted.  I am Proud! PROUD! I cannot wait till Jan. 20th when the NAACP turns 100 yrs old and our first A.A president gets sworn into his presidency.  Today is a great day in the United States of America.  

The American dream is not dead! 

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