How Many Licks Does It Take Till You Get To the Center Of...

I'm pretty sure most of you guys remember the famous Tootsie Pop Commercials
growing up.  I personally LOOOOOVE Tootsie Pops.  As a kid I would separate all my tootsie roll products away from the rest of my Halloween candy and have a BALL.  So when my boyfriend asked me this question (he prob doesn't even remember)  I was sooo excited.  How many licks does it take to you get to the center of a....Tootsie Pop?

My Mission

I went into the 23rd Street CVS and bought a flower of tootsie pops.  I figured for my enjoyment I'd try to get to the center of three.

1. bit into it 
2. 471
3. 468
4. 470

That averages out at 469.6666667 lol.

Happy Hollween to everyone!

I had to post this video to accompany this entry: 

Lick Him Like a Lollipop

The Art of Fellatio.

Below the Belt-Less has sprung up the topic of giving the Golden Blow Job.  Here it is Ladies and Germs:

(these steps have helped  a bunch of first timers, i know, become BJ Queens or Kings)

1. Get comfortable. A blow job is much more fun without a sore neck. Find a position that works best for both of you, depending on where you are (you can't really lounge comfortably in an elevator, you know) and the angle of the cock you're dealing with (work with the natural downward angle of your throat). Kneel before your man with him standing if you're in a confined area, or when you want to strike a pose that is really hot. Other positions: seat your partner and crouch between their legs (slide a pillow under your knees if you're not on a soft surface), or lay down and let your partner thrust into your mouth, (harder to control the depth, but good for you lazy types). If you're in a car, your partner can lay down lengthwise in the back.
2. If you're using a condom, put it on now. Try a flavored condom if you don't like the taste of latex. A sexy way to set the scene is to use your mouth to put the condom on before you get busy.
3. Give us a kiss. If you're dealing with a soft penis, you don't have to wait until it's hard to start the show. Put it in your mouth when it's soft (or semi-hard) to get acquainted. Kiss it. Lick it. You can sweeten things up by applying an edible gel.
4. Mouth off. Slide your lips gently over your teeth for smooth sailing. Most fellatio recipients like lots of spit, but others prefer a drier job, so check in with your partner. Asking quick yes or no questions like "want it dryer?" or "more spit?" can be helpful and hot. Despite your amazing oral sex technique, you aren't a mind-reader, so watch your partner for body language cues. 
   
5. Experiment. You can do more wonderful stuff with your mouth than just suck (and remember--the harder you suck doesn't necessarily mean the better it feels). Mix it up by licking the sensitive underside of the shaft, the nerve-ending-loaded head of the penis, and the testicles. Softly blow on the moistened areas. The combination of sensations will feel incredible.
6. Hands-on. Give your blow job a hand. Grip the cock around the base and slide it up and down, hand-job style, in tandem with your mouth. (Some folks like a tight squeeze, others may not, so check in.) This is great because you can cover a lot of the shaft this way without worrying about taking the whole cock in your mouth. You can concentrate on the super-sensitive head and suck as hard or softly as you'and your partner'like. Use lube for extra slipperiness. A silicone lube is great for blow jobs: it's concentrated so you only need a tiny bit, it's long-lasting so you won't need to keep stopping to reload, and it doesn't have a distracting taste or smell.
7. Deep throat. Deep-throating the act of taking the entire shaft into your mouth and throat can be cool, but you can give a perfectly stellar blow job without doing so. The key to deep throat is to relax your jaw and throat muscles as much as you can. Otherwise, you trigger the gag reflex.
8. Accessorize. Bring some toys into your routine or try sucking on ice or a breath mint to transmit a tingly sensation to your favorite penis. Again, check in with your partner to see how experimental you should be.
9. Get into it. Look at your partner and the ecstacy you have caused! Make eye contact. Show your partner how much you love being down there. Moan, make appreciative noises (a well-placed MMMM! can make for some nice vibration, too), let your partner know how turned on you are. Don't neglect the rest of the body, either stroke, tickle, scratch the thighs, stomach, butt, and everywhere else you can reach.
10. Finish the Job. It is ultimately your choice whether or not to swallow. Your partner's diet, health, habits and frequency of ejaculation will determine the quantity and taste of the ejaculate. The ejaculate of someone who ingests lots of red meat, caffeine, alcohol or cigarettes, may taste more intense than that of a non-smoking vegetarian. The most ejaculate you might encounter is a teaspoonful or so. You have several choices if you aren't crazy about ejaculate, but don't want to hurt anyone's feelings:

• you can take it in your mouth and discreetly deposit into a nearby towel
• as your partner approaches climax, withdraw and finish with your hand.
• you can let your partner come on your body and admire the copious amounts of ejaculate
• you can use a condom

When you're totally focused on giving head, it can be a lot of  fun whether it's for power play (your partner's most precious asset is at  your mercy), intimacy, or the pure fun of getting someone off. Remember, you should only be performing fellatio on somebody if you're really into it and are able to focus all of your energy on what you're doing. If you're staring at the clock, waiting for it to end, or worrying about the laundry in the dryer, you won't have a good time and your partner will be able to tell you're not into it, which can be distracting, too!

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Good Vibrations

Dearest Este, 

I use the Pulsar as a Mastubatory tool, is this safe?

- Good Vibrations (GV)

Advice

So I go on to Babeland, since its the Mecca of Sex Toys, and look for the Pulsar. I searched all over that website and didn't really find anything, GV. Then I just figured I'd google it. Ladies and Germs I introduce to you all THE PULSAR. Just incase you cannot see it....here it is:

For those of you who still don't get it.  This toothtrush vibrates as it cleans your teeth.  I think what got to me is that I actually own this toothbrush.  I, for the most part, am really open minded about sex in general but I must admit this was the first question that sorta made me laugh.  So back to you GV,  just like i'd advise anyone who uses any type of sex toys. PEOPLE, SANITIZE YOUR TOYS!  GV, you're safe.  Before you insert or put against your sex parts (since you didn't specify your gender) please sanitize the toothbrush and when done, sanitize again.  Also, just like a toothbrush you are not supposed to have sex toys for extended periods of time.  Now heres a Youtube video with some info:

 

Below the Belt-less

Dearest Este, 

I'm a 20 year old straight girl and my boyfriend and I have been going out for 4 months and we recently found ourselves alone in his dorm-room.  We started making out and I made my way to his zipper to give him Fellatio and he DENIED me! He sort of gave me a weird look and pulled away.  What does this mean?  Does he not like the idea? Does he think I'm easy? Was i going too fast?

-Below the Belt-less (BBL)

Advice

Honestly, I am no one to determine if it was to "fast" for you to offer your boo fellatio.  Every relationship is different and what's the "right" time in one, may not be the case for another.  What kind of guy is your boyfriend?  What kind of girl are you?  If your boyfriend looks down on easy girls, then he would have broken up with you.  So I'm pretty sure he does not think less of you because of this.  Maybe he needed more time, the relationship you two have means more to him then just sucking his dick dry (is that even possible..lol).  Ease up BBL, keep being a good GF, be there for him and in a little while offer it to him again or wait till he initiates it.  He could have possibly been overwhelmed by the fact that you took initiative and offered it first.  Guys always want Dom partners, but when they get them, they don't know how to handle a dominant woman.  

While thinking about how to answer your question BBL, I had a good convo with a friend and found out that alot of girls do not enjoy giving BJs. I personally thought it was apart of the package. Well turns out not for HIS PACKAGE..lol. I think people need to ease up and explore their partner's body as well as theirs.  I'm all bout being a GGG (a phrase Dan Savage has coined in his advice column, Savage Love) partner. 

How to be a GGG partner:

GGG stands for Good, Giving and Game, which is what we should all strive to be for our sex partners.

Think:

• Good - In bed
• Giving - equal time and equal pleasure
• Game - for anything - within reason

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Let's talk About Sex, Baby

PORN! 

It seems to be an upcoming topic (in my life atleast).

SO...Porn, Cool? Not Cool?

I personally don't have something against Porn.  I just think that people need to keep in mind that it's ACTING and it's very unrealistic.  Not all girls are WHITE, with blonde hair, rosy lips, 32DD, and 95 lbs and not all men are WHITE, muscular, hairless, etc.  Just because every time you watch it someone has an orgasm doesn't mean every time you have sex you're going to get off.  I'm rambling on! just keep in mind PORN is not real.  

SOOOOOOO, I asked a few people to name their Fav porn sites and I felt like sharing them to enhance your porn list;

* i did not bother to check out all of these sites. I was scared my 14 yr old brother would look through my internet history and find the URL Porn Mecca.  If they're horrible, SORRY!

PornHub

Pink Babes

Totally Not Safe for Work

Tube 8

Red Tube

PornoTube

The MILF Hunter

You Porn

Spank Wire

Slut Load

Amateur Bitch

Flirt Sex Cam

Rate My Boobies

Cat List

Wet Circle

My Pink Tube

ENJOY!

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